awesomeness2:

but this just happened to me. 

Girl I am talking with,not dating, just talking… in my car, beautiful countryside hill. 

Start making out. 

She goes down on me. 

Its going great. ( I was really going to town face fucking her ) 

About to cum. 

Cum. 

Girl : You are going to hate me…

Me : why? 

Then I feel it. All over my legs, and pants. 

She puked. 

All over me. 

Thankfully she didn’t get any in , or on the car. 

Just me.

Ive managed to never mess around in my cars, just because I don’t want to be rude to my car. 

The one time I do. 

Puked all over me. 

It gets better. 

I dive in the trunk and grab some of my detail microfibers and try and clean myself up. 

Its all in my boxers. 

I strip down and toss the boxers into the woods. 

Girl : oh shit…car is coming. 

I try and put my pants on, but end up failing and falling down…thankfully as the car passes and doesnt see anything…i hope. 

Grab an old tshirt and shove it down my pants, hoping to get as much of the puke up and off. 

Drop her off…and do the fastest drive home on the free way possible…all the while hoping I dont smell up my car.  

needless to say…the one of the worst experiences ever. I am sure it was bad for her, but she kept laughing about how she puked on me and that she had just had coffee not chocolate…so yeah that just made it hella awkward and equally more disgusting. 

Any girl that can puke on you and laugh at the embarrassment is a keeper. Maybe…